Thursday, April 25, 2013

Rebranding the Simian Sage


Heil Bush
By Dan Hagen
The Bush family PR hacks are busily trying to perfume the heaping shit pile that the fascist dimwit George W. Bush left on America’s front lawn so that his corrupt brother Jeb can run for president.
It’s a tall order. Why? 
Maybe because the GOP’s simian savior managed to demand that Congress fork over a trillion to his banking pals or risk martial law within days; lie the nation into a failed multi-trillion-dollar war; create a Grand Canyon of wealth inequality; fly billions of dollars in bundles of fresh hundred-dollar bills shrink-wrapped on pallets to Iraq so it could all "disappear" with no attempt at accounting; ignore vast numbers of Americans without health care; prance around in a ridiculous costume on the deck of an aircraft carrier declaring himself a victor in a failed war; watch the collapse of the national infrastructure; let a major city drown; spy on vast numbers of Americans; give away hundreds of billions in no-bid contracts to buddies who electrocute U.S. troops with their shoddy work; destroy the ancient legal civil liberty of habeas corpus; inform the Amish that God "speaks though" him; institute the use of torture as official policy; "deregulate" himself into the biggest global financial crisis in at least 80 years; cause the irreversible decline of America's world reputation and actually consider, with his vice president, ordering the U.S. military invasion of Buffalo, NY; failed to capture the masterminds who planned and executed the TWO terrorist attacks in the United States that he permitted to happen on his watch; and let his little pals at Enron create rolling blackouts in California before the whole corporation flamed out in massive financial fraud.
Those are merely the first reasons that spring to mind, of course. There are many others.

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