By Dan Hagen
|Sarah Palin, a/k/a White Power Barbie, the Quitter Queen of the Brain-Frozen North, the Fascist Party Doll, the Winkin' Witch of Wasilla, is the noted half-witted, half-assed former half-term half-governor of Alaska.|
Sarah Palin says she's answering a "higher calling."
And God said unto Sarah, “Abandon ye the office to which thou wert elected. And inscribe thy name upon a book which thou hast not written. And mooch thee designer dresses for thyself. And pity thyself. Poor, poor Sarah. The whole of the universe revolves around thee, now and forever. Thou art awesome! Thou betcha!”