Wednesday, October 30, 2013

No True Christians

Sorry, no, you're not "true Christians" either, I'm afraid, Valley Baptist Tabernoids. It's a little-known fact that only 22 actual Christians exist, and they all attend a shoebox church just outside Findlay, IL. There, each Sunday and Wednesday, they rub themselves with glee thinking how much they are going to enjoy watching every other human being fry in hell forever.

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