Here Are the Rules — Rule No. 7

Why they SAY the corporate buzzwords “public-private partnership,” what they MEAN is “The taxpayer is getting royally screwed.” Every damn time.

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Here Are the Rules — Rule No. 5

Factual truth is a powerful searchlight piercing the fog of human existence. 

Ignore it or reject it, and over the cliff's edge you go.

Here Are the Rules — Rule No. 4

Ignorance is bliss in precisely the same sense that heroin addiction is bliss.

Here Are the Rules — Rule No. 3

One thing you can be absolutely certain of. Whenever someone starts saying “God does this” or “God wants that,” they don't know what they're talking about.

Here Are the Rules — Rule No. 2

By Dan Hagen

We'd have a better world if it were run by honest, intelligent people. But it isn't. 

It's run by dishonest, greedy people who spoil and steal what the honest, intelligent people save and build, and who run crazy people for public office to cover their tracks, confuse their foes and legalize their crimes.

So suck it up, get a new broom and start sweeping them all into the dustbin of history.

Here Are the Rules — Rule No. 1

Latverian monarch Victor Von Doom, like so many
villains, enjoys the convenience of diplomatic immunity.

Villains do not "cuddle."