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Thursday, August 3, 2023

The Demi-Beagle Lays Down the Law


George’s Rules

1) Motor scooters and bicycles are forbidden.

2) Horses are an outrage.

3) How dare squirrels exist.

4) The pillows are mine. I have plans for them.

5) Paul may not sneeze. Others may, but not Paul.

The real George the beagador.

2 comments:

  1. Daniel Herrera:
    Schmoop, my Corgi mix, has a rule that nothing (aside from the two dogs she lives with) has a right to exist and she will try to eat any insect she encounters. The only bug she knew not to mess with was a Praying Mantis who waved it's menacing arms at her as she barked. Question: where does George encounter horses?

    I replied:
    I drive him past a horse corral in town just so he can exercise his lungs.

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  2. Bonnie Clark:
    I knew a couple of schnauzers with attitudes that sound very similar. Watch out, Paul there must be a very fine line there that you dare not cross.

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