Let's Give the Republicans Another Shot

One political party impeached the president who put the U.S. into surplus, then used its Supreme Court to install a president who tortured people, started two failed wars, ran up unprecedented debt and crashed the world economy through his refusal to impose financial regulation, then fought tooth and nail against the president who tried to clean up their unholy mess, then ruined the U.S. credit rating by threatening to default on the national debt it ran up. Oh, and they let New Orleans drown. Now they're offering as president a racist reality show doofus who wonders why we can't just start launching nuclear attacks around the world.

What the hell. Let's give 'em another shot! Whaddya say?