Republicans Now Officially So Crazy They're Afraid to Let You See Them

Oh, nonsense. The real reason this is happening is that the GOP’s last set of primary debates featured their best — a slimy Newt, a skirt-chasing pizza putz, a Texas two-digit IQ, a sanctimonious sweater vest, Crazy Eyes Bachmann and the Romneybot 3000 v 2.0, a device that dispensed lies with the well-oiled ease that a vending machine spits out gumballs. What we saw in the debate audience were people who cheered wildly for the U.S. to default on its debt, for poor people to die in agony without health care, for child labor and for wholesale executions.

The real reason Republicans don’t want the debates broadcast is that they’re afraid Americans might once again actually watch the clown car crash they represent.