Because a Gullible Rube Is a Terrible Thing to Waste

“(T)he conservative movement is, among other things, an elaborate moneymaking venture by which the wealth of the rabid and gullible conservative rank and file is redistributed to already rich celebrities.”

— Alex Seitz-Wald

Salon and Mother Jones have the facts on how right-wing pundits, predatory to the end, stab their own worshippers in the back. The moral: never give a scorpion a ride across the river, people.