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| Heil Bush |
By Dan Hagen
The Bush family PR hacks are busily trying to perfume the heaping
shit pile that the fascist dimwit George W. Bush left on America’s front lawn
so that his corrupt brother Jeb can run for president.
It’s a tall order. Why?
Maybe because the GOP’s simian savior
managed to demand that Congress fork over a trillion to his banking pals or
risk martial law within days; lie the nation into a failed multi-trillion-dollar war; create a Grand Canyon of wealth inequality; fly
billions of dollars in bundles of fresh hundred-dollar bills shrink-wrapped on
pallets to Iraq so it could all "disappear" with no attempt at
accounting; ignore vast numbers of Americans without health care; prance around
in a ridiculous costume on the deck of an aircraft carrier declaring himself a
victor in a failed war; watch the collapse of the national infrastructure; let
a major city drown; spy on vast numbers of Americans; give away hundreds of
billions in no-bid contracts to buddies who electrocute U.S. troops with their
shoddy work; destroy the ancient legal civil liberty of habeas corpus; inform
the Amish that God "speaks though" him; institute the use of torture
as official policy; "deregulate" himself into the biggest global
financial crisis in at least 80 years; cause the irreversible decline of
America's world reputation and actually consider, with his vice president,
ordering the U.S. military invasion of Buffalo, NY; failed to capture the
masterminds who planned and executed the TWO terrorist attacks in the United
States that he permitted to happen on his watch; and let his little pals at
Enron create rolling blackouts in California before the whole corporation
flamed out in massive financial fraud.
Maybe because the GOP’s simian savior
managed to demand that Congress fork over a trillion to his banking pals or
risk martial law within days; lie the nation into a failed multi-trillion-dollar war; create a Grand Canyon of wealth inequality; fly
billions of dollars in bundles of fresh hundred-dollar bills shrink-wrapped on
pallets to Iraq so it could all "disappear" with no attempt at
accounting; ignore vast numbers of Americans without health care; prance around
in a ridiculous costume on the deck of an aircraft carrier declaring himself a
victor in a failed war; watch the collapse of the national infrastructure; let
a major city drown; spy on vast numbers of Americans; give away hundreds of
billions in no-bid contracts to buddies who electrocute U.S. troops with their
shoddy work; destroy the ancient legal civil liberty of habeas corpus; inform
the Amish that God "speaks though" him; institute the use of torture
as official policy; "deregulate" himself into the biggest global
financial crisis in at least 80 years; cause the irreversible decline of
America's world reputation and actually consider, with his vice president,
ordering the U.S. military invasion of Buffalo, NY; failed to capture the
masterminds who planned and executed the TWO terrorist attacks in the United
States that he permitted to happen on his watch; and let his little pals at
Enron create rolling blackouts in California before the whole corporation
flamed out in massive financial fraud.
Those are merely the first reasons that spring to mind, of
course. There are many others.
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