The Difference Is in the Velocity of the Knees

America's two political parties now play "Good Cop, Bad Cop" with ordinary Americans. One applies the nightstick to the skull and the pepper spray to the eyes with a laugh, and the other administers a dab of iodine here and there with a tut-tut. But neither of them has any intention of stopping the beatings.
However, I do like to have a little iodine and a bandage now and then.