When You Wish Upon an Elephant

I have two wishes for this election, and they are 

A) that Romney should lose and 

B) that Republicans should attribute his defeat to the notion that he wasn’t quite conservative-crazy enough.

Given the fact that the party is now too far gone to actually come to its senses, the best outcome would be for Republicans to continue to chain themselves to the anchor of fanaticism while they try to swim in our roiling political seas.

Glub, glub, glub.