Last night, I dreamed I was being handed what I can only describe as a vapor sword,
something largely invisible in the shape of a Roman short sword that was
sketchily outlined in broken wisps of cloud stuff. I take it as a message from
my unconscious that the weapon on which I can rely is not physical, but
intellectual, if not spiritual.
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Thursday, October 31, 2013
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
No True Christians
Sorry, no, you're not "true Christians" either, I'm afraid, Valley Baptist Tabernoids. It's a little-known fact that only 22 actual Christians exist, and they all attend a shoebox church just outside Findlay, IL. There, each Sunday and Wednesday, they rub themselves with glee thinking how much they are going to enjoy watching every other human being fry in hell forever.
Ruthlessness and Ruin
The most powerful man in the world used his family and
friends ruthlessly, decade after decade, in schemes to secure his political
dynasty.
Augustus, who famously said, “Let them hate, as long as they
fear,” permanently exiled his daughter for sexual transgressions. He forced his
stepson to divorce a woman he loved and marry a woman he loathed. He may even
have inadvertently turned his wife into a serial poisoner.
“Over the years, the princeps
had allowed his household to be corrupted into a court where a family’s
ordinary loves and tiffs gradually mutated into a political struggle,” wrote Anthony
Everitt. “Maybe this was an inevitable development, but it was Augustus who set
the inhumane tone. His insensitivity to the feelings of others (one thinks of
Tiberius’ thwarted love for Vipsania), his treatment of his relatives as pawns,
created a deadly environment. It would not be surprising if, in time, blood
relations came to bloody conclusions.”
The irony is that all Augustus’ political scheming, for
which he paid everything, came to nothing. The lesson is that ruthlessness in
the name of power finally consumes everything of value that the power was
supposed to protect. To exercise power without humanity is to erect an imposing
palace on quicksand.
Source: “Augustus” by
Anthony Everitt
Your Words for the Day
Here are two words it's extremely useful to know in order to understand contemporary American society. Here's how to pronounce "solipsism" and "anomie.
Monday, October 28, 2013
On the Road to Effington
Ben Folds |
There’s even a reference to “Normal,” as in
the famous Illinois headline: “Normal Man Marries Oblong Woman.”
Saturday, October 26, 2013
Toward Happiness
Check your existential compass bearings, my friend. You will
find that the destination of happiness always lies somewhere in the direction
of self-control.
“Part of the reason for this is that a good day is not
necessarily compatible with a happy life,” wrote Jennifer Michael Hecht in her
book “The Happiness Myth: Why What We Think Is Right is Wrong.” “TV and beer is
fun now, but good grades are bigger joy, and they require some resistance to TV
and beer.
“The big desires have always been food, wine, sex, revenge,
riches, products and fame. The danger — beyond fat, stupidity, syphilis,
narcissism, taxes, clutter and gout — is meaninglessness. These desires and the
hunt to fulfill them feel meaningless because they are only intrasubjectively
sensible: while you are in a fit of wanting, planning and satisfying a desire —
for revenge, say — it all makes sense. However, the moment after the gun goes
off, or the moment after someone snaps you out of your thrall, you can see that
the whole thing is a small, dark, crazy mess, like a tangle of seaweed on the
beautiful beach of a majestic continent.”
And when you finally see those weeds for what they are, she
writes, “…you will see that you have been wasting your time on something
without any real merit or, worse, something that harms yourself and others.”
The four central virtues for the Stoics were intelligence,
bravery, justice and self-control, a list that always brings me the rather
rueful reminder that Christianity simply ignores the first, and doesn't pay too
much attention to the other three, either.
But despite the fact that our narcissistic,
consumption-crazed culture actively discourages self-control, it remains a
necessary condition of our happiness. No wonder so few are happy.
“Why do I not seek some real good; one which I could feel,
not one which I could display?” wondered the stoic Lucius Annaeus Seneca. “What
nature requires is obtainable, and within easy reach. It is for the superfluous
we sweat.”
“You feel good, you feel bad, and these feelings are
bubbling from your own unconsciousness, from your own past,” Osho wrote. “Nobody
is responsible except you. Nobody can make you angry, and nobody can make you
happy.”
But the stoics had a suggestion on how to get there — take
the good that comes your way, and use the bad as best you can. “The good things
of prosperity are to be wished; but the good things that belong to adversity
are to be admired,” wrote Seneca. “Let us train our minds to desire what the
situation demands.”
Sources: “The Happiness
Myth” by Jennifer Michael Hecht
Friday, October 25, 2013
Nun Dare Call It Sensible
By Dan Hagen
What’s black and white and treads all over the country?
That would be the musical “Nunsense,” a 1985 show that, with
its sundry sequels and spin-offs, is really more an institution now. It’s even
been converted to a drag show — “Nunsense A-Men.”
Therese Supple Kincade as the Reverend Mother |
Dan Goggin’s musical didn’t start as a show, either, but as
a line of greeting cards.
Its durability springs from the awe and fear Catholic
schoolchildren have for nuns, and its comedy depends — as so much of comedy has
from the beginning of time — on the subversion of authority figures. That
subversion soothes any ill feelings left over from hands that might once have
been smacked by rulers.
But it’s the gentlest of subversions, one that finally
doesn’t undermine the stature of its targets. This isn’t the acid of
Christopher Durang’s “Sister Mary Ignatius Explains It All For You.” As
directed by John Stephens, it’s just a little lemonade, a tart, light evening’s
refreshment.
Goggin’s songs are unmemorable, for the most part, but the
cast at the Little Theatre is not. We have Melissa Jones as Sister Mary Leo,
Jamie Finkenthal as Sister Robert Anne, Kara Guy as Sister Mary Amnesia, Sophie
Grimm as Sister Mary Hubert and Therese Supple Kincade as the Reverend Mother
Sister Mary Regina, leader of the sadly decimated band known as the Little
Sisters of Teutopolis.
The kinetic energy of these theatrical pros magnifies them
to about 120 percent larger than life on stage, and holds the audience’s
attention even when Goggin’s book and music might not.
You probably remember the setup — the nuns are putting on a
show to raise money to bury the four “blue nuns” in the freezer, the victims of
botulism from vichyssoise poorly prepared by Sister Julia, Child of God. (By
the way, the real French Chef, Julia Child, sniffed that vichyssoise was a mere
American invention, not French at all).
Kincade opens the show by apologizing to the audience for
the set, left over from a middle school production of a 1950s rock musical that
she thinks is titled “Vasoline.”
The sentimental songs like “Lilacs Bring Back Memories” and
“Growing Up Catholic” probably wear out their welcome quickest, sentimentality
always seeming somewhat out of place in a farce. But most of the numbers are
brisk and funny toe-tappers like Grimm’s “Tackle That Temptation with a Time
Step” and Kincade’s “Turn Up the Spotlight.”
The hilarious “So You Want to Be a Nun” features Guy playing
Edgar Bergen with what is essentially Charlie McCarthy in a habit, the
smart-mouthed “Sister Mary Annette.” And Grimm effectively becomes Sister
Mahalia to belt out “Holier Than Thou,” the rousing gospel tune that closes the
show.
Guy is particularly delightful as the scatter-brained Sister
Mary Amnesia, squinchy-eyed and big-voiced, as alternately loud and shy as a
child, radiating an irresistible and benevolent innocence.
Kincade is another assured comedienne, and, with her natural
statuesque authority, first played this role on this stage 15 years ago. She’s
got this part so well down that she can simply wing it as Sister Mary Regina
for a couple of hours with no script, just as she did at a recent Little
Theatre fundraiser. Never missed a beat.
Nor does she here in what is probably the show’s best scene,
not a song but a bit in which the mother superior ends up sniffing amyl nitrate
to hilarious effect.
“Nunsense” brought the audience to its feet Sunday
afternoon.
Incidental Intelligence: “Nunsense” runs through Oct. 27 at
the Little Theatre, with scene design by Stephens and David Scobbie, lighting
design by Chris Benefiel, costume design by Grand Ball Costumes, production
stage management by Jeremy Phillips, musical direction by Kevin Long and
choreography by Guy. For tickets, call The Little Theatre on the Square Box
Office at (217)-728-7375 or go online at www .thelittletheatre.org.
Thursday, October 24, 2013
Augustus and the Eels
Even the emperor Augustus had limits to how much cruelty he would put up with. |
Yes, the emperor Augustus was a ruthless bastard, but he
wasn’t the worst of the Roman lot.
“Vedius had tanks where he kept giant eels that had been
trained to devour men, and he was in the habit of throwing to them slaves that
had incurred his displeasure,” wrote biographer Anthony Everitt.
“Once, when he was entertaining Augustus at dinner, a waiter
broke a valuable crystal goblet. Paying no attention to his guest, the
infuriated Vedius ordered the slave to be thrown to the eels. The boy fell to
his knees in front of the princeps, begging
for protection. Augustus tried to persuade Vedius to change his mind. When
Vedius paid no attention, he said: ‘Bring all you other drinking vessels like
this one, or any others of value that you possess for me to use.’
“When they were brought, he ordered them all to be smashed.
Vedius could not punish a servant for an offense Augustus had repeated, and the
waiter was pardoned.”
The moral: Contrary to the Republican mythology, it’s not
the poor but the rich and the powerful who develop a sense of entitlement, and its
potential enormity apparently has no limits.
Source: “Augustus” by
Anthony Everitt
Sunday, October 20, 2013
The Best Commercial Ever
Super Mouse from a 1942 movie cartoon. He would become better known as Mighty Mouse. Click here for the fun. |
Saturday, October 19, 2013
The Shame of Sean Hannity
I am a little amazed at the
people who express surprise at the revelation of Sean Hannity's lies about the health care law. Fox News lies about facts all the time, and has been doing sofor a long time. It is literally a fascist propaganda operation designed not to
practice journalism, but to subvert it.
Thursday, October 17, 2013
Me on TV
Duska Cornwell, the host of WEIU-TV's collectibles show, interviews me about comic book heroes. Watch it here. |
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
The Crash of the Crazies
How very disappointing for
the Cruz crowd. Turns out the Tea Baggers' billionaire owners
weren't in the least interested in seeing the world economy wrecked. You see,
they own that too.
My friend Paul Loop
instantly got the point, it, as usual: "Debt default is part of the
surrender to the higher power of authoritarian rule. The Tea Party Christian
jihadists have a sick romance going with destruction and resurrection. They see
the salvation of their souls and the economy within the same apocalyptic
frame."
And the old fools who
voted Republican learned from sages like George Will that Republicans failing
to raise the debt ceiling would be no problem at all. The government could pay
the interest on the national debt merely by stopping Social Security checks, he
helpfully explained. The seniors may learn that it's harder to take the
knife out of your back than it was for you to put it there.
The Rev. Pat Robertson says
that Haitian earthquakes are caused by pacts with the devil and that mighty
hurricanes can be diverted by his prayer magic. But even he and Rush Limbaugh,
the porcine pontiff of Republican fascism, turned on the GOP today. The
Tea Baggers went too crazy even for the crazy peddlers.
Friday, October 11, 2013
The Four Elephants of the Apocalypse
The Republican clown show continues, but now they're desperately trying to ignore the fact that they’ve set the circus tent on fire.
Sunday, October 6, 2013
The Day Democracy Self-Destructed
The oddest thing of all about the economic disaster that will follow a default on the national debt is that it will have been completely voluntary. No crisis or emergency or massive deregulated financial fraud will have precipitated it. This suicidal outcome will have been freely chosen by a political party whose members either hope to pull power from the wreckage caused by chaos, or are simply stupid enough to chainsaw the very branch on which they sit, laughing like hyenas and demanding "respect" while they do it.
Saturday, October 5, 2013
Fox News Has Two Faces, And Both of Them Lie
By Dan Hagen
During the October 2013 Republican Party-engineered
government shutdown, Fox News reported that President Obama had personally funded a “Muslim cultural museum.” But I have to contradict Media Matters here.
Fox News didn’t “fall for” the story, confusing an obvious, labeled satire with
actual news. They were just bald-faced lying in a smear campaign, as per usual.
The lying fascist “news channel” has been working overtime during
their longed-for shutdown, and has developed a split personality doing so. Fox News was a cheerleader for the shutdown that it then deplored and blamed on Obama half the time, while still cheering for it the other half of the time.
The oh-so-very complicated news crawl of Fox News: “The
government shutdown engineered the GOP is a great thing, really only a ‘slimdown,’ hooray, except whatever parts of it you don’t like, which are
terrible and Obama’s fault. He's black, you know. Black, black, black.”
Sound Familiar?
The right wingers work overtime to put guns in the hands of toddlers, lunatics and criminals, but of course want to make sure art is outlawed. Fascism on parade.
When the Right Attacks...
They forgot Superman (for not saying "the American
way" enough) and Wonder Woman (the harlot dared to change her costume).
Friday, October 4, 2013
Fox News Engineers, Cheers, Jeers Shutdown
The oh-so-very complicated news crawl of Fox News: “The
government shutdown engineered the GOP is a great thing, really only a
‘slimdown,’ hooray, except whatever parts of it you don’t like, which are
terrible and Obama’s fault. He's black, you know. Black, black, black."